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American television personality, model, and journalist

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Stassi Schroeder is an American reality TV actress best known for appearing on, Vanderpump Rules, Vanderpump Villa, and, The Amazing Race

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Alternative Names: Nastassia Bianca Schroeder Clark

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What? I like sneaking wine in places. I mean, If someone's gonna pick a lunch spot That doesn't serve wine, sorry.

Everyone shut the fuck up, This is my fucking birthday

[To Jax Taylor] Just because you wear sweaters doesn’t mean you know how to design them … Do you know how annoying it is to hear about your sweater line? Don't bring up your effing sweater line

I feel like if I did a boudoir photo shoot with Beau, I would be styled as Daenerys in a giant tub filled with ranch. Who could resist that? Playboy?

Like, I would have it at fucking TGI Fridays. I would have done it somewhere with good ranch.

Scheana, You weren't dying. You were in the dentist's office.

It’s my birthday, so go fuck yourself.

I am the Devil, and don't you forget it.

She is a ass sucker. Sorry. And she's sucking on your ass right now.

Did Scheana just flip flop on flip flopping?

I like to compare myself to, Like, King Henry VIII. Once you fuck up, Like, Off with your heads.

I mean, I'm not really what I've done to you, But I'll take a Pinot Grigio.

Oh, and can I have a side of balsamic vinegar? I like eating that with pizza. Top five condiments for pizza, in order. Number one going to be a mixture of sriracha and ranch. Number two is just plain ranch. Number three is balsamic. Number four, plain hot sauce.

Ugh, This is why I date poor people. Rich people annoy me.

I am going to crucify her. I'm going to destroy her life. You have no idea.