It’s my birthday, so go fuck yourself. - Stassi Schroeder

Everyone shut the fuck up, This is my fucking birthday

[To Jax Taylor] Well, Don't swim away like a moody mermaid.

I normally would’ve literally ran across that float with daggers, and not only stabbed you both, like, 40 times, but then thrown you off, tarred and feathered each of you, beheaded you, and quartered your bodies, and dragged them through the city of West L.A. on a disgusting truck.