The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache — on a man who runs his mouth all the time. - Jarod Kintz

I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love — and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love.

I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions.

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground.