I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love — and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than lo… - Jarod Kintz

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I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love — and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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