I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills. - Jarod Kintz

I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face.

On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.

Life is made up of only one thing: the now. The past and the future could be considered dreams, if only they were as real. At least a dream is in the now.