If he's 27 today, he would have been 26 last week, and he d… - Karl Pilkington

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If he's 27 today, he would have been 26 last week, and he doesn't look 26. He didn't look 26 last week, and he looks older than 28 today.

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Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.

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If he's 27 today, he would have been 26 last week, and he doesn't look 26. He didn't look 26 last week, and he looks older than 28 today. - Karl Pilkington

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