They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid… - Karl Pilkington

We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

And whilst the lizard’s having a kip, the scorpion says, ‘Tell ya what: I’ll do you a little deal…’

But hummus. When did that happen?...but there's a restaurant down the road that that's all they do. That is isn't a proper meal, that's a side-order innit? That's like having a restaurant just floggin' tomato ketchup. Hummus isn't a meal. They don't even try and kid ya to get you in to flog you just hummus, they actually say Oh it's hummus today. Not gonna work, they shut down within a month.