I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. - W. C. Fields | Quotewise

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I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

W. C. Fields

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About W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American actor, comedian and juggler.

Biography information from Wikiquote · Portrait adapted from Wikimedia Commons, Harry Warnecke / Lee Jennings Elkins (Public domain / CC0)

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Alternative Names: W.C. Fields • William Claude Dukenfield • William Claude Fields

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