The man with the false nose had gone to that bourne from which no hollingsworth returns. - J. B. Morton

The Doctor is said also to have invented an extraordinary weapon which will make war less brutal. It is described as a very powerful liquid which rots braces at a distance of a mile.

Dr. Strabismus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht has patented a new invention. It is an illuminated trouser-clip for bicyclists who are using main roads at night.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.