Dr. Strabismus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht has patented a new invention. It is an illuminated trouser-clip for bicyclists who are using main roads… - J. B. Morton

Mr. Justice Cocklecarrot began the hearing of a very curious case yesterday. A Mrs. Tasker is accused of continually ringing the doorbell of a Mrs. Renton, and then, when the door is opened, pushing a dozen red-bearded dwarfs into the hall and leaving them there.

Erratum. In my article on the price of milk, 'horses' should have read 'cows' throughout.

The man with the false nose had gone to that bourne from which no hollingsworth returns.