Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole. - Jarod Kintz

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Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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We must make love to find out how it’s made. I don’t know what the ingredients are, but I think we can make a batch or two by morning.
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A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” And I’d have to agree. Serves them right for being so sleazy.
This Book is Not for Sale · 2011 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance
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