The only way I'll get you is to get you in bed.

And so to bed.

Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed anyway.

Just go to bed, now. Quickly. Quickly and slowly.

In bed, I could climb in, if you ever rest. Then I could mount you like Everest.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

I didn't get to masturbate this morning, and I've been dying to, so I've gotta go.

I'd like to destroy you a few times in bed.

Go to bed a little smarter each day.

I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.

Go to bed smarter than when you woke up.

Everybody wants to go to bed with everybody else, they're lined up for blocks, so I'll go to bed with you. They won't miss us.

Make love when you can. It's good for you.

Now for Heaven’s sake go to bed. Don’t worry about how it was done just go straight to bed. Leave the washing-up and get into bed fully clothed. If any of you want to know how any of it was done, please feel free to write in to me at my home address which will come up on the screen in a moment and I will give you a full and honest explanation of anything you may ask.