I’m an only child, so logically I gave birth to my parents,… - Jarod Kintz

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I’m an only child, so logically I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren’t for me they wouldn’t be parents at all, they’d simply be a married couple. (Or maybe without me they wouldn’t even have been married!)

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