I’m sure I look memorable in my tuxedo, and she looks gorge… - Jarod Kintz

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I’m sure I look memorable in my tuxedo, and she looks gorgeous in her wedding gown. I’ve wanted to marry her since I first met her. And being the best man doesn’t make me feel better.

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