[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. - Karl Pilkington

A stitch in five saves fifteen or whatever - Another re-evaluation by Karl of the phrase 'A stitch in time saves nine'

They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle... get it locked up.

Karl: I came up with a good idea....see through skin