Yeah, and here's another piece of advice: Stay away from kids, 'cause their hair is filled with mad lice. There's no such thing as too much Purell. T… - The Lonely Island
" "Yeah, and here's another piece of advice:
Stay away from kids, 'cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
There's no such thing as too much Purell.
This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell.
So don't 1980-force any plugs into sockets,
Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it,
Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison.
And if you think your mailman is a spy, then destroy him.
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About The Lonely Island
The Lonely Island (2001–present) is an American comedy group composed of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka the Dudes). The group is from Berkeley, and are currently based in New York City.
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Lonely Island
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Bing Bong Brothers
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Incredibad
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Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone
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2 Guyz
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The Party Andersons
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The Style Boyz
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