Kings of the bar scene, pounding on brewskies, Banging chicks right there in the sand. Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and Slamming shots… - The Lonely Island

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Kings of the bar scene, pounding on brewskies,
Banging chicks right there in the sand.
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slamming shots and marry a man.

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The Lonely Island (2001–present) is an American comedy group composed of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka the Dudes). The group is from Berkeley, and are currently based in New York City.

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Alternative Names: Lonely Island Bing Bong Brothers Incredibad Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone 2 Guyz The Party Andersons The Style Boyz

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