She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And … - Jarod Kintz

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She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal?

Jarod Kintz

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She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal? - Jarod Kintz

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