Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? - Douglas Adams

I rarely end up where I was intending to go, but often I end up somewhere I needed to be.

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

"The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of
the word "Infinite".
Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some.
Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a
totally stunning size, "wow, that's big", time. Infinity is just so
big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy.
Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly
huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here."