Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought … - Jarod Kintz

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Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.

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Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday. - Jarod Kintz

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