My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time. - Jarod Kintz

"Here's a haiku/palindrome I wrote called, "Obsession."

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob"

I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me over.

It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’s why I started getting up in the afternoon, which is well before any “successful” person even thinks of going to bed.