I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon… - Jarod Kintz

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I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it because I’m thirsty, and I’ll ask for a straw.

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