Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. - W. C. Fields

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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

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About W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American actor, comedian and juggler.

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Alternative Names: W.C. Fields William Claude Dukenfield William Claude Fields
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