I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess… - Jarod Kintz

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I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one.

Jarod Kintz

This Book is Not for Sale · 2011 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one. - Jarod Kintz

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