My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me. - Jarod Kintz

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You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash.

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Love is 3:33 am plus 360 degrees plus 365 days, minus 12:34 pm. I ought to know, because I weighed it myself.

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I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep.

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