"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later." “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. … - Mitch Hedberg

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I'm sick of following my dream, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going then hook up with 'em later

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

When someone on the street tries to hand me a flier, it’s like they’re saying, “Here, you throw this away.”

My manager saw me drinking backstage and he said "Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch." I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. Liquor severely fucks up the way I walk. It ain't like a crutch, it's like a step I didn't see. - Live at the 40 Watt Club, Athens, Georgia, April 9, 2002

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.