I'm sick of following my dream, man. I'm just going to ask … - Mitch Hedberg

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I'm sick of following my dream, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going then hook up with 'em later

Mitch Hedberg

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Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 30 March 2005) was an American stand-up comic known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.

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Birth Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg

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I'm sick of following my dream, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going then hook up with 'em later - Mitch Hedberg

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