People always see me writing and ask me if they can read my writing. The answer is yes, after I publish it and they pay for it. - Jarod Kintz

"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors" opened up for "The Cars.

I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me — even if it’s a wrong number. I’m also hungry, so maybe that caller could order me a pizza after they hang up on me.

My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end.