If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass. - Jarod Kintz

There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I could tell you the punch line, but the restaurant was so noisy that I didn’t hear it. But I laughed anyway, because I’ll bet it was pretty funny.

The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets.

You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that.