I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that … - Jerry Sadowitz

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I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.

Jerry Sadowitz

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Jerry Sadowitz (born 4 November 1961) is an American-born Scottish stand-up comic and card magician, known for his frequently controversial "sick humour".

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