Jerry Sadowitz Quotes

Hello moose-fuckers! You know what I hate about this country? Half of you speak French and the other half let them.

I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.

How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares!

I only hate two things - living things, and objects.

Nelson Mandela? What a cunt. Terry Waite? Bastard. I dunno, you lend some people a fiver, you never see them again.

I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move.

My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off.

My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me.