My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs … - Jerry Sadowitz

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My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me.

Jerry Sadowitz

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Jerry Sadowitz (born 4 November 1961) is an American-born Scottish stand-up comic and card magician, known for his frequently controversial "sick humour".

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My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me. - Jerry Sadowitz

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