I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope. - Jarod Kintz

I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.

Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.

Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as much as you can. If you really want me to grow as a person, you will water me with betrayal, abuse, neglect, derision, thievery, and possibly even torture.