I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear e… - Jay London

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I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry, it's not the end of the world.

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Jay London (born September 12, 1966, in The Bronx) is an American stand-up comic whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's second and third seasons of Last Comic Standing. He had a thing for saying "Thank you" after some of his one-liners, depending on crowd reaction. He also acted very self-conscious and would randomly badmouth himself, especially if the crowd was left dumbstruck by a joke and didn't laugh much. It was all part of the act.

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I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry, it's not the end of the world. - Jay London

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