Despite his last name, I’ll bet Johnny Cash never had an in… - Jarod Kintz

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Despite his last name, I’ll bet Johnny Cash never had an inflated ego, or needed a wheelbarrow full of last name to go shopping.

Jarod Kintz

Write like no one is reading 3 · February 5, 2016 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feelings by forgetting it.

Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever.

There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I could tell you the punch line, but the restaurant was so noisy that I didn’t hear it. But I laughed anyway, because I’ll bet it was pretty funny.

Despite his last name, I’ll bet Johnny Cash never had an inflated ego, or needed a wheelbarrow full of last name to go shopping. - Jarod Kintz

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