She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When… - Jarod Kintz

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She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x.

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She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x. - Jarod Kintz

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