What’s blacker than black? Does summer shade have a shadow? Is that how loneliness looks and where it lurks? - Jarod Kintz

A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate the masses, and ensure everlasting peace for all populations throughout time. Wait, I’m sorry, that’s not right. I was confusing a brick with a blanket. It’s a blanket that could be used for all those things.

Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.

At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself.