A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer! - Omid Djalili

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A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!

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About Omid Djalili

Omid Djalili (pronounced "Omeed Jaleelee", Persian: امید جلیلی; born September 30, 1965) is an Iranian-English stand-up comedian and actor.

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When the war kicks off in Iran, I will be there. People ask me "Whose side are you going to fight on?" To these people I say "Fight? I'm not going to fight! I'm going to entertain!" Because let's face it, when they see my comedy, they won't have the will to fight. When the American and Iranian troops see the comedy of Omid Djalili, they won't have the will to live!

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