Be warned, therefore, that one does not go to hell to light a cigarette.

Maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do.

Be nice to people – all people – even when you don't have to be. Everybody is important.

Be nicer than necessary to everyone you meet. Everyone is fighting some kind of battle.

You are as good as how nice you are to people you don't have to be nice to.

Maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do. The things you don't finish.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

I’d hate to have you running hell, the lost souls would never get fried!

Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity (as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of "kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed").

Don't be yourself-be someone a little nicer.

I'm the flame I can't get burnt

This is for the times you went through hell so that someone else wouldn't have to.

I'd like to imagine I won't end up in hell, but I think I've done too much acid and listened to too much death metal to sit on a cloud next to God with angels floating above my head.

Don't burn the day away.