Maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do.

Many might go to heaven with half the labor they go to hell.

You have reason to wonder that you are not already in hell.

You do not so act as to avoid Hell and enter Heaven.

If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of
Heaven first...

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Go to hell, but keep moving once you get there, come out the other side.

You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.

You go to Heaven once you've been to Hell

Be warned, therefore, that one does not go to hell to light a cigarette.

When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

Oh, my brothers and sisters in Christ, if sinners will be damned, at least let them leap to hell over our bodies; and if they will perish, let them perish with our arms about their knees, imploring them to stay, and not madly to destroy themselves. If hell must be filled, at least let it be filled in the teeth of our exertions, and let not one go there unwarned and unprayed for.

This is for the times you went through hell so that someone else wouldn't have to.