A traditional doctor gets paid to push pills, vaccinate, ra… - Jarod Kintz

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A traditional doctor gets paid to push pills, vaccinate, radiate, and basically exterminate people. No different than a contract killer — except the hit man is more honest, as he doesn’t claim to be helping humanity. Holistic medicine is the only way to go.

Jarod Kintz

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious · July 12, 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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