Business was so bad the other night the orchestra was playi… - Henny Youngman

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Business was so bad the other night the orchestra was playing "Tea for One."

Henny Youngman

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Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was a comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners", short simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire.

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Business was so bad the other night the orchestra was playing "Tea for One." - Henny Youngman

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