The shape of her smile is curved like a lie, like a boomerang she knows she has to catch quickly when it comes back to her. - Jarod Kintz

Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I wasn’t born with?

To be surrounded by sixty people who make your life miserable is to be at a family reunion. But to be surrounded by 600,000 people who make the whole world miserable is to live in Washington DC.

I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself.