Schwartz is like half weasel, half vagina. - Stassi Schroeder

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Schwartz is like half weasel, half vagina.

Stassi Schroeder

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About Stassi Schroeder

Stassi Schroeder is an American reality TV actress best known for appearing on, Vanderpump Rules, Vanderpump Villa, and, The Amazing Race

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Alternative Names: Nastassia Bianca Schroeder Clark

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Jax shouldn't feel bad about being a sociopath. I mean Tom Sandoval is probably a narcissist. Kristen meets most of the criteria for borderline personality disorder. Ariana has a superiority complex. Katie has anger management issues. Scheana's a hypochondriac. I'm a alcoholic, so he's in good company.

Oh, and can I have a side of balsamic vinegar? I like eating that with pizza. Top five condiments for pizza, in order. Number one going to be a mixture of sriracha and ranch. Number two is just plain ranch. Number three is balsamic. Number four, plain hot sauce.

Like, He should probably be stoned to death.