I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a whisper in the future. And all those who are caught whispering will be … - Jarod Kintz

A traditional doctor gets paid to push pills, vaccinate, radiate, and basically exterminate people. No different than a contract killer — except the hit man is more honest, as he doesn’t claim to be helping humanity. Holistic medicine is the only way to go.

A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate the masses, and ensure everlasting peace for all populations throughout time. Wait, I’m sorry, that’s not right. I was confusing a brick with a blanket. It’s a blanket that could be used for all those things.

I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it.