My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot … - Jarod Kintz

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My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father.

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My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father. - Jarod Kintz

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