I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and i… - Jarod Kintz

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I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.

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I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it. - Jarod Kintz

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