The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t wa… - Jarod Kintz

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The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you.

Jarod Kintz

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