Car crime's low, the gun crime's lower, The town hall band … - Nigel Blackwell

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Car crime's low, the gun crime's lower,
The town hall band CD, it's a grower,
You never hear of folk getting knocked on the bonce,
Although there was a drive-by shouting once,
But there's a brass band everywhere,
And I don't drive so I don't care, And as a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square,
What's Chatteris if you're not there?

Nigel Blackwell

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Nigel Blackwell, songwriter and lead singer of satirical UK rock band Half Man Half Biscuit.

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Car crime's low, the gun crime's lower, The town hall band CD, it's a grower, You never hear of folk getting knocked on the bonce, Although there was… - Nigel Blackwell

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