It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food. - Jarod Kintz

So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed out I’m going to be working.

I had a dream about you. We went for a walk, though we didn’t hold hands because we went in separate directions. As I walked alone I thought about how you had the funniest way of showing affection to me.

A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you.